Showing posts with label nicholas cage. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nicholas cage. Show all posts

Friday, April 09, 2010

The Long Layoff: Bad Excuses for the Absence Productivity/ Want to Buy Nicholas Cage’s Mansion?

It has been a while since I made a post. I thought about it a few times. You'd think being unemployed since February 1 and having basically unlimited time at my disposal to spend feeding this blog with useless globules and unedited posts, a boon to my productivity with a plethora of grammatical errors, but one would be wrong.

You might think “oh, he’s been looking for a job.” Wrong. “Working on a resume?” Nothing could be father from the truth. More important things to do in general? Nope. Or maybe I’ve been working on a solution for world peace. Kinda, in a way.

There was Passover, the starting and stopping writing a novel, movies to see, museums to visit that are hard to go to if you actually work because of the hours, a speech by Johnathan Safran Foer on his new book Eating Animals confirming my continued desire to be a vegetarian, a trip to upstate New York for a possible start up venture, late night poker tournaments, softball practice, a day of Wii Fit (I have lost 9 pounds since I last used it 9 months ago), a birthday, and a few weeks of Beatles Rock Band/ Guitar Hero World Tour with my new drums & microphone(still can't be consistent passed medium but I'm an expert singer).

Truly though, it’s a case of motivation. Motivation is a difficult thing to corral. Motivation is easy when you're time is limited. A lapse in focus can lead to a destruction of motivation. When you have no job, no prospects, and no desire to search for one, a decent bed allowing for a drastic change to my circadian rhythm, along with Bejeweled and the reintroduction of online poker into your life, the motivation to spew out posts to limited readers seems to get lost in the shuffle. Don’t forget the 30000+ options on Netflix Instant Viewing (which I have only begun to scratch the surface).

The problem with having no goals is that there is always tomorrow and doing some work tomorrow is more palatable to the psyche than sitting down and getting down to business today. Besides that, I usually need something to spark my interest to truly get writing again.

Whether it’s an interesting story worth, a band worth writing up, the release of a New Nic Cage trailer (which there have been multiple, see below), a good concert, a great album, basically something worth spending time on giving a take.

In this case, I have been hired for a job with minimal effort. Of course that job is through the government and all that was required is that I show up (that was the difficult part) and take a 30 minute that anyone who made it through their freshman year of high school should ace. This job is of course for the US Census Bureau. I originally took the test to appease my housemate who is currently employed as a courier with no intention of actually taking a job but when I was offered the job (about a month after actually taking the test and three weeks before the training actually commences) I accepted if only to take a paid training class in fingerprinting at a church. (You think the priests are ready to line up for printing? Maybe I could even do the Pope)

There have been a few false starts. Each time I would begin to type, get into the groove, and…my laptop would turn off, killing (it just turned off again) my “progress” and turning (turned off again) my unsaved work into computer ether. I took this as a sign that it was trying to assist me in my decision like a truly mean editor/critic stopping me before I went too far. Soon I discovered that it was actually a computer problem, took it into a repair shop, paid $85, only to have the problem crop back up days later with a vengeance. During the first two paragraphs of this typing, it shut off seven times, yet I must persist.

Back to Nicholas Cage for a hot second, Cage will be filling numerous multiplexes the rest of this year with films like the terrible looking monstrosity Season of the Witch from the director of such greats as Gone in 60 Seconds and Swordfish Dominic Sena, and the ridiculous Sorcerer’s Apprentice, in which Cage teachings a young man the ins and outs of sorcery in the streets of Gotham. Who comes up with this shit?



From the opening line, this is a truest form of a shit show...

Cage has a small role in the next week’s highly anticipated Kick Ass along with co-star McLovin as well.

No one even wants to buy Cage’s mansion. According to the San Jose Mercury News, “The opening bid for the actor's 12,000-square-foot home was $10.4 million, but there are $18 million worth of loans on the property. The Tudor mansion boasts six bedrooms, a central tower, home theater and an Olympic-sized pool…Even though he's one of Hollywood's highest-paid stars, Cage has money troubles. He owes millions in unpaid taxes and in January his foreclosed home in Las Vegas sold for nearly $5 million.”

I have also been catching up on my reading after reassembling my library on a practically new book case I found on the curb. For the past few years, I would go through a cycle of continually buying books while reading only ones I took out of the library because they have time restrictions on them (although you have to block out the fact that some books can basically be renewed forever). So now I've been clearing out the bookshelf a bit (computer turned off twice back to back).

If you’re interested in what (turned off again) I’ve actually read or am reading, there’s some type of Goodreads widget (tried to turn off three times) on the side there or you can check my profile here. And if (tried to turn off again) knows how to fix this fucking issue besides throwing the machine into the busy street in front of my house, please drop me a line. I don't know how many more timed I can spend 5 hours on a blog post that amounts to nothing but something was accomplished today, that's more than most days. No more patience for editing sorry.

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

I Read Something... The Inaugural 2010 Nicolas Cage/ Oscar Edition


Do you love or really hate Nicolas Cage? Either way you can enjoy the greatness of Nic Cage as Everyone, a site based on the simple premise that all photos with a face can be replaced with Nicolas Cage. Some say he is an acting chameleon...

Here's our reptilian actor is as Tommy Boy (from Moviefill):


Speaking of cage, I'm watching his latest opus Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans as I type. he does seem to give better performances when he plays a guy who is falling apart and the performance gets better as he spirals out of control (see Leaving Las Vegas, Adaptation, and especially the underrated Weather Man.

Bad Lieutenant (not the original) is worth seeing if only to watch Cage deprive a senior citizen of an air hose as part of an interrogation, pulling a gun on her, then leaving after blaming the woman for why this country is going down the drain. It also usually For some reason his accent changes halfway through into a kind of James Cagney detective voice with a little of cottonmouth Brando mixed in, a move that only the greats can, do like Tom Cruise in Valkyrie. Don't forget about Xzibit plays the villain, a little better than 50 Cent in that shitshow Righteous Kill and ability to see dead men break dance to Harmonica music.

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If you need another reason not to watch the Oscars, they love disqualifying cool film scores because of bullshit. Even though I wasn't a big fan of Where the Wild Things Are, the soundtrack is quite excellent even if I'm not a big Karen O fan, it's garbage that soundtrack is not eligible. Brian Eno? Didn't even apply! Johnny Greenwood's riveting soundtrack from There Will be Blood? Nope. These are finally artists I would like to see perform in between the overbearing Best Picture introductions/montages that last forever (now upped from 5 to 10 nominees this year so the show should last 5 hours this year instead of 4).

I hope the increased nominations get one joke film in there every year. How about Crank 2 for 2009? When they do the intro, Sean Penn can blabber on about the riveting performance of Jason Statham as tortured Chev Chelios. Now that I would watch? C'mon Academy, give me something!

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Were you ever curious of what the world record for straight TV watching is? The answer is three days and the man is Ryan Miller. For the third straight year, he won a TV watching contest but outlasting everyone else at the ESPN Zone (he did get one bathroom break every 8 hours). (via TV Squad) I am pretty sure I could beat him especially if I get a bunch of HBOs.


Can you spot the mistake from the Fiesta Bowl? (TV Squad)

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Would you like to ride a bike on water like a modern Jesus? This guy thought you might.DoobyBrai

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Here's to a good 2010!

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Nicholas Cage Tries to Stop People from Eating Sbarro's





Any chance to getting a Bangkok Dangerous Nicholas Cage Style in a post, I must use it. That name, so terrible that a it seems to have been translated by an ESL student, that hair, and the bullet holes in a some sort of Nicholas Cage force field. What a terrible movie.

I was coming out of a concert at radio city, a very worthwhile special concert companion to a recent benefit album called "Dark Was The Night" (NYT review of the show), walking towards Port Authority in midtown NYC when we ran into an assortment of cops and production assistants waving people away. Rumors swelled through the crowd and the basic information was that they were shutting down a few blocks of the busiest real estate in the world to film a new Nicholas Cage movie. I wish I had to the energy to stick around and spy on it. (Sadly, my camera battery was dead so I couldn't take some shots of the fake construction cone rigged with a smoke machine that is mandatory in any NYC street scene in a movie.)

I had forgot all about it till I did the movie blog scan and stumbled upon a set report from I Watch Stuff. Now I really wish I would have stuck around because according to the post:

A movie chase scene got too realistic early today when a car jumped a curb during a film shoot and smashed into the entrance of a Times Square restaurant, injuring two people, police and witnesses said.

The action scene gone awry unfolded at the Sbarro at 47th Street and Seventh Avenue shortly before 1 a.m.

Street closing notices posted by the police indicated the shoot was for the Nicolas Cage film, "The Sorcerer's Apprentice."



Dang, I missed it by about an hour. IWantStuff had a nice little observation that I have to concur with while chuckling:

"Oh, good, Jerry Bruckheimer and National Treasure-director Jon Turteltaub managed to squeeze a high-speed Ferrari chase into The Sorcerer's Apprentice. Sounds like they might have slightly tweaked the original 1797 Goethe poem. Who would have thought?"

Even better there's video from the New York Post. Yes that's Nicolas Cage as the beggar with the long gray hair. Enjoy!