Friday, May 09, 2008

Thank You, Mr. Favreau or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Fuck Out of Iron Man

Thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you Mister Favreau for making Iron Man so awesome, proving that the superhero movie genre still has plenty of juice left in it. You will always be remembered for your Swingers and will hold a place in my heart for your part as Gutter in one of the my favorite comedies PCU (with his amazingly great Bill Clinton mocking line of "I didn't inhale?".) Favreau worked into form as a director on the very memorable Will Ferrel vehicle Elf, visually and comedywise. You just have to look at some of Will Ferrell's most recent efforts such as the subpar Semi Pro and Blades of Glory as a point of comparison when Ferrell's energy isn't harnessed by the right man.



The excellence of Iron Man doesn't mean that any director can take any script and make any comic book into a great film. Crap director extraordinaire Mark Steven Johnson got three cracks at the genre and failed miserably with, in succession; Daredevil, Elektra, and Ghost Rider. (To clarify, he wrote and directed Daredevil and Ghost Rider but only wrote Elektra. Guess he couldn't devote his time to ruining all three all on his lonesome.)Three strikes and he's out. He should be banned from any further movie set for the rest of his life. He should have one of those dog collars that shocks him any time he gets close to trying to attempt to make a comic movie.

This is the face of the enemy:


What separates Iron Man, the movie, from the garbage comic book based movies, AKA the Mark Steven Johnsonites, in recent memory?

Truly, there is just so many reasons, a plethora one might say but I'll limit myself to four with an innumerable amount of uncounted sidenotes.

First is the ingenious casting of one of the true great actors of this generation, Robert Downey Jr. It's a bold choice. Downey has a checkered personal past but his performances, no matter what the role, are never lacking. Whether it's, Chaplin, Natural Born Killers, Weird Science or more recently in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang and Charlie Bartlett, he always seems to deliver a quality peroformance that doesn't disappoint the audience. He owns the role Tony Stark / Iron Man. He has the charisma to pull off all the Stark phases of the film; the playboy, the beaten prisoner, and the do gooder. He takes it all in stride without losing the slightly prickishness, a asshole with a soul.

Second, is that the character of Tony Stark is not a whiny bitch. This is a major problem with alter egos of many of the superhero characters in film. Whiny Peter Parker (Spiderman), bitchy Bruce Banner (The Hulk), and the pussy Clark Kent (Superman) all provide an counterpoint or foil for their superhero opposite. When they are in superhero mode, they are anything but whimpy. They kick ass and save the world, but that is the easy part. It's the alter egos sections of each film that lead to downfall.

Tobey Maguire's voiceovers in Spiderman are monotonous, you just wished he'd shut up. But his arch nemesis/best friend Harry Osbourne is even more whiny. You just want to smack them all the time. To be honest, I don't even remember the latest incarnations of Bruce Banner or Clark Kent and that's the problem. I can't relay to you one scene from either film from my vast film watching recall. They were so blase and unmemorable that when they finally started kicking ass the contrast was so stark (pun intended) that they had already lost the audience.

Third, the strength of the origin story that they created. It builds throughout the film but keeps the audience interested with continued and explainable evolution. Iron Man is a made superhero. It doesn't magically happen. He doesn't have powers he develops. He isn't burdened with the task at hand, at least not in this first film (I'm sure it will come). Tony Stark takes it as his duty to become Iron Man. It's not a quick spider bite or something. Stark chooses to become Iron Man and the script devotes a lot of time to this process. But more importantly, the origin is interesting, partially because of the focus you see in Downey's eyes, the way Stark evolves as the the project evolves. You even forgive the ridiculous Minority Report like hand motions he uses to control his computer and allow him to interact in his 3D engineering enviroment. You take it in stride because you think that he's basically Bill Gates, a boy wonder who can create and do anything he puts his mind to.

Yet throughout it all, Stark isn't lost in the background. His personality perseveres throughout the process and his sarcasm and smarminess are completely lost so that he becomes a pure whitewashed character. He doesn't lose his edge, his cockiness. He just tables it when it comes to saving lives.

The origin itself seems so realistic. Even if the suit that he makes is impossible, the thought process behind it makes sense. The process of making the suit seems unrealistic as well but at least he seems to engineer it, craft it, and test it. The testing sequences are brilliantly done and instead of slowing the movie down, they became some of the movie's best moments. Even the often tiresome interaction with a robot assistant doesn't wear thin, it just further enamors you with Stark's quirky personality.

Originally, Stark creates the suit is made out of necessity so he can escape his imprisonment. But when he frees himself and realizes the errors of his weaponry company's ways, he brings the suit back so he can fix the mistakes he believes his company has made. It is not dissimilar from Batman Begins. Batman spends much of the film explaining Bruce Wayne's history and background. He chooses to be the dark knight yet his conflicted Bruce Wayne character doesn't lose it panache and brashness. There is a dichotomy for both, but neither loses their amiable and interesting, playboy personalities. Although both being heirs to billion dollar fortunes doesn't hurt their freedom. It gives them the tools to become whatever they want.

Just reflecting on one of the previews before the film made me even more thankful for Iron Man's excellence was watching the trailer for the latest incarnation of Hulk. Even the trailer looks boring, why would the film be any better. (If you haven't seen it and don't believe me, head over to the Apple Trialer site and take a look for yourself, but I would highly recommend against it. I would embed it but that would imply that I would actually support watching it.)

The Incredible Hulk looks like the same old shit, different lead actor in Edward Norton. Norton exemplfies the whiny bitch quality. He has made a career off of it. (Even the badass he starts off as in American History Xturnss into a pussy). Think about it.

Norton's two most famous roles were in Primal Fear and Fight Club, films where he played the wuss but had great twist endings in which it is revealed that he was not the whiny wimp we see during the rest of the film. The Incredible Hulk has enormous steaming turd bomb written all over it. I don't know what they else they could have done to try and revive this classic comic but this was not it. To be honest, I don't think Hulk has what it takes to be his own film. He would be fine as part of another series, maybe in an X-Men standing by Wolverine's side kicking ass.

As a sidenote, The Punisher, my personal all time favorite comic book character, seems to have the same issues. In this case, I just don't think they've found the right man yet. I haven't seen much on the upcoming film, probably because I'm trying to void any information because of how much it upsets me. The Punisher is a revenge comic. He's not really a superhero and doesn't really deserve to be lumped with these superhero films. It's compared because it's also from Marvel Comics. I really hope this latest incarnation can breath some life into Mr. Frank Castle and his bloodthirsty rage but it's doubtful. The Punishher, in all honestly, is best suited as a horror film or a first person shooter video game. There is nothing special about the plot. It doesn't have the greatest villians. The Punisher is a loner. He's like the main characters in The Terminator, Old Boy, and the Kill Bill trilogy. The one thing latest film has going for it is the absence of John Travolta. What a fucking joke he was.

Which beings me to possibly the most important point on Iron Man, the excellent supporting cast performances. I don't know if casting agents get awards but whomever did the work for this film should get a big check from Marvel. Downey carries the movie for the most part but unlike some recent casting that tried to ruin excellent superhero movies *cough* Katie Holmes *cough* or the previously mentioned awfulness of Travolta, Iron Man brings in high quality actors for decent quality roles.

Jeff Bridges was an interesting choice as the arch nemesis Obidiah Stone. He's the sedated, sadistic villain that is the antithesis to the loudmouth Stark yet no matter what it seemed like he was kind of still talking like The Dude. His performance is understated until the final battle sequence, where his character goes a bit over the top but that will happen when you're talking through a giant robot suit.

Terrence Howard's role was quite minimal but he made the most of his screen time, trading shots with Downey Jr and standing toe to toe with the banter and intelligence. The one hole I possibly saw before I saw the movie is what is always the weak link, the love interest.

In every superhero movie, it seems like you want to mute every scene when the love interest pops on screen, Katie Holmes in Batman Begins (who was thankfully replaced for the upcoming awesomeness that is Dark Knight), Kate Bosworth's Lois Lane, and Kirsten Dunst's Mary Jane. I don't know how she did it but Gwyneth Paltrow pulled it off as Pepper Potts despite the ridiculous name that she would probably call her next kid if the name wasn't already taken.

The chemistry between her and Downey was undeniable as his important personal assistant and as his love interest, although I wished they would have left her involvement out of the final sequence but that's probably how they did it in the comics. To be honest, I never read much of the Iron Man comic as a kid. It just always sounded like the most bland of the superheros. He looked cool but had a lame name and never really crossed paths much with the Wolverinesof the world. But after seeing the movie, I might just have to check a few issues out.

Some people may complain about the abrupt ending but I thought it was perfect. Sure it was sequel bait but what superhero movie isn't these days. And after seeing the film, all you wanted was more. It wouldn't have been satiated no matter how many more fight scenes they had. They gave you a lot but left you thirsting for a whole lot more (which if you stayed all the way to to the end of the credits, you got a real treat of what is to come).

Favreau didn't over complicate things with more villains. That always seems to be the answer but they were smart to streamline it. They laid the groundwork for introducing new characters. And the final line of the movie is perfect, it portrays just what made Downey so great as Iron Man, that he throws away the playbook and writes his own. He says fuck it to the cue cards and he stands up there and doesn't bullshit the people. He looks right into their eyes and tells them "I am Iron Man." Thank you Mr Favreau, and here's hoping you can carry the torch to bear light on the excellence that can be showcased in the superhero movie genre.

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Monday, May 05, 2008

I Read Something... May 4, 2008

A cellphone made of tapioca? (BusinessWeek)

Wouldn't that be a little gooey?

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Michael Crea (Superbad) seems to be the comedic actor that has really boosted his profile from viral, wacky online. Here is a great segment he filmed on the "The MIchael Showalter Showalter" (I didn't repeat that by mistake)


And don't his breakthrough performance as Alexander Hamilton in the hysterical Youtube series called "Drunk History", history retold by a drunk guy:



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The Must Watch - The Latest Batman Trailer in HD (WhySoSerious?)

Is there any that a person can look forward to this summer?


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Anchorman 2? (Cinematical)

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And lastly here's Apple new "i":

(via CollegeHumor)
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I'm not one to make fun of someone else's religious customs since my own Jewish customs can be construed as quite ridiculous but this one is quite unbelievable (Reuters):



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Tuesday, April 22, 2008

I Read Something... Apr 23

Uber producer JJ Abrams of Lost and Alias fame says Cloverfield is better when "seen at home." (BBC Entertainment)

Personally, I have to say it's better to have never seen it at all. One of the worst film's I've seen in years, should come with a barf bag and a self destruct button for the DVD when you get frustrated watching this piece of shit.

Abrams continues: "The movie is like a videotape. It lives on your TV. In many ways, it is supposed to be viewed on a monitor."That sounds a huge load a bullshit. Fuck you Abrams and you're piece of shit vomit inducing, over-hyped waste of time.

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According to IMDB, Network TV is "abandoning primary coverage" :

"Local stations in Pennsylvania are expected to air brief live cut-ins throughout the night, but Corrie Harding, news director of NBC affiliate WPXI-TV, vowed during an interview with the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, "We'll really try hard not to mess up people's Law & Order: SVU experience." Not messing up SVU will make my girlfriend very happy.

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Thanks to Kate for this gem, possibly the greatest 80's as seen on TV ad ever, THE MUSIC VEST.


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What is the perfect casting for a GI Joe Movie? If you said The Rock and Brendan Fraser, your dream may be coming true.

One question: I know that The Rock can be funny, engaging and can kick ass but why does Brendan Fraser continue to be employed, I'd rather see Billy Zane in anything than to see Fraser. Did you SEE The Phantom?



Listen to your masked friend, Billy Zane, he's a cool dude. The Phantom was ten time better than The Mummy or it's ten sequels will ever be. Brendan Fraser hasn't made a good movie since With Honors with the great Joe Pesci as a Walt Whitman incarnate. Anyone else remember Madonna's hit single from the soundtrack? Man, my memory is terrific sometimes.





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I want a Wii Fit ASAP.

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The Scarlett Johansson Tom Waits cover album is intriguing. One because she's hot and second because I think she might be able to actually do it alright. An I'm hoping she'll tour so I can see her live. Maybe Jessica Alba can open for her doing solo Radiohead covers.

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For the first time ever witness Jerry O'Connell actually being funny in ths fantastic spoof of the Tom Cruise Scientology Video:



"For me it's all about KFC."

There's also that funny PSA parody about sexual harassment in the workplace with that chick from Heroes, a show I have never watched.



These are both from FunnyorDie via Cinematical.

One more Funnyordie video of Will Ferrell doing president bush on the Night of Too Many Stars benefit.



This one is from my new favorite daily video link blog, The Slate Magazine "Did You See This? Blog"

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Have a wonderful Wednesday.

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Monday, April 07, 2008

I Read Something... April 7



From the looks of this poster, Tropic Thunder could be quite a film costarring Black, Ben Stiller, and Robert Downey Jr in some kind of war related comedy. It has to be better than the Larry The Cable Guy classic Delta Farce, a film that received a collective rating of 3% critical approval at Rotten Tomatoes. According to Wikipedia, Larry The Cable Guy blamed the film's bad business on being released against Spiderman 3 and Shrek the Third. Ya think so Larry?



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Devo is touring this summer. I'm going to see them in a pool. (Brooklyn Vegan)

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DMX's thoughts on Obama in XXL Magazine via The Bad and The Ugly:

"Are you following the presidential race?
Not at all.

You’re not? You know there’s a Black guy running, Barack Obama and then there’s Hillary Clinton.
His name is Barack?!

Barack Obama, yeah.
Barack?!

Barack.
What the fuck is a Barack?! Barack Obama. Where he from, Africa?

Yeah, his dad is from Kenya.
Barack Obama?

Yeah.
What the fuck?! That ain’t no fuckin’ name, yo. That ain’t that nigga’s name. You can’t be serious. Barack Obama. Get the fuck outta here.

You’re telling me you haven’t heard about him before.
I ain’t really paying much attention.

I mean, it’s pretty big if a Black…
Wow, Barack! The nigga’s name is Barack. Barack? Nigga named Barack Obama. What the fuck, man?! Is he serious? That ain’t his fuckin’ name. Ima tell this nigga when I see him, “Stop that bullshit. Stop that bullshit” [laughs] “That ain’t your fuckin’ name.” Your momma ain’t name you no damn Barack.

So you’re not following the race. You can’t vote right?
Nope."

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New favorite albums:

The Dodos - Visiter
"Get Into It" Track: "Ashley"

Thao & the Get Down Stay Down - We Brave Be Stings & All
Get Into It" Track: "Swimming Pool"

Sun Kil Moon - April

Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
"Get Into It" Track: "Blindsided"

Those four should tide you over for a little while.
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Oh, and Charlton Heston died. Who's going to run the NRA?


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Saturday, April 05, 2008

Open Doors

As I return from a three minute drive to Panera, that I could really walk, for some coffee and a Cinnamon Bagel, which I didn't really need, I caught myself thinking about the book by an Isreali professor named Dan Ariely called Predictably Irrational. I didn't read the book inside of Panera not until I got in my car. Inside of Panera, I read through half of Business Week that arrived in the mail today, a day later than it is supposed to because the mail in Rutherford sucks.

Then I returned to my car, reclined my seat, turned on the radio and opened the book, probably there instead of Panera because of the crying baby that sat a few tables form me at Panera that was ruining my necessary reading solitude, besides the fact that I left my Ipod at home and made a concerted effort to do so so I wouldn't use headphones because of my painful ear state from wearing headphones at work all day to drown out the loud sounds from my boss and from the two loud concerts I attended in Brooklyn the last two nights. So back to Mr. Ariely and his book, Predictably Irrational, which I discovered while reading a small box in Time magazine while on the toilet at work.

Chapter nine of the book is called "Keeping Doors Open" and talks about how people are wired to keep all their options open which in turn often confuse them to no end. After reading the chapter, it got me thinking. Since I started thinking I stopped reading the book, I started thinking of what I would do next in place of reading the book so I could continue thinking. I have two large NCAA bracket pools that I am in the running to win some decent money so I decided to head home and keep tabs on the game but like the average 25 year old, I can't just sit in front of the TV watching sports and do nothing else so I'd probably whip out my laptop which I am doing right now.

But I can't do just that. So I pulled out a notepad to try and list out the doors that I currently had open. Ariely talks about the need for people to close some of those open doors to give clarity to the decisions they are making. He did a wide arrange of experiments on his students at MIT and even these highly intelligent people were incapable of really closing some doors no matter what the positive incentive that was in front of them for doing so. So I quickly jotted down just the immediate tasks that came to my mind. Now it is even easier because the UCLA - Memphis game has gone to half time so I have muted the screen to stop some distractions. Although, the TV is still flashing behind my laptop screen. Here's the list.

  1. Write a blog entry (since I haven't in like a month)
  2. Play guitar (I haven't done this for like 3 months)
  3. Play Metroid on Wii (ignored after a week of intense playing and non-completion)
  4. Play Zak & Wiki on Wii (same as Metroid)
  5. Watch the Final Four (which I have chosen to do somewhat but not undivided)
  6. Updating the Moleskine calendar book (which I rarely check for upcoming
    tasks but have been pretty good about at least updating and keeping tab
    on my activities in order to prove that I do actually do something with
    my time even if it is not productive in the slightest)
  7. Check my Fantasy baseball team ( a relatively new time wasting obsession since the league is cumulative for the year and checking minute by minute only offers minute instant gratification of my baseball expertise)
    1. Watch the Mets game to check on some of my fantasy players (which I try to do right now, but can't find the channel because it could be on one of 800 on DirectTV)
  8. Watch a movie (which I obsessively burn at work and don't watch half of them, another topic for another day)
  9. Write down a few comedic bits I thought of this afternoon during lunch with my sisters, girlfriend and Allan, Jess' boyfriend (something I had no previous inclination to do until I saw the awful comic at the concert last night be kicked out for attacking a member of the crowd)
  10. Finish the book which is fueling all this thought, Predictably Irrational.
  11. Eat Dinner (eating the bagel just made me hungry)
  12. Finish Business Week (which I got half way through before the crying baby)
  13. Do some sit ups and push ups (which I usually think of as a good task to do while watching TV and never actually do since I play with he laptop instead)
  14. Finish my latest script (75 pages in at a good clip but never focus long enough to get to the finish line)
  15. Editing footage of the impromptu short film that I came up with and shot, keeping my house mate up until the wee hours of the morning to shoot the finale.
  16. Updating my goodreads profile with the books I got from the library (six books that I can't possibly read in the time span that the library has given even though I also bought four books recently that I have not read)
  17. Messaging a few born again friends on Facebook
  18. Have another cigarette
Off the top of my head there are eighteen. Predictably, my mind will instantly lean towards the tasks that are the most simple and the least time or thought consuming: Updating the goodreads profile, checking the facebook, and watching TV. Some require their own focus and are therefore mutally exclusive. Those will be pushed to the back of the line of tasks like the script, the guitar, the film editing, and the video games. Some will happen in due time, the sports watching and the cigarette. So, by compartmentalizing the doors like this, I know which ones I will do.

I also know which ones I won't do but should. I also know how I should try and focus my mind to accomplish some of the more intensive tasks (like writing out a decent and hopefully interesting blog entry for once which I AM DOING RIGHT NOW! WOO HOO!) And of course in the middle of my rhythm of writing this blog, an ant walked onto my hand freaking the fuck out of me and making me lose my train off thought so where am I?

Of course, the backpack theory. Sitting next to me is my newish messenger bag, a delayed Hanukkah gift that I got closer to my birthday. My old bag was starting to die so I got a new one. This bag is probably three times the size of the old one, allowing me to carry more shit than before and basically allowing for all conflicting tasks to be seen at all times when I open my bag. My bag is a microcosm of my mind and the list above. I used to fill the old smaller bag and now with the bigger bag I am still filling it, weighing it down so I don't even want to carry it. Forget about when I decided to put my laptop in the new bag. In my old bag, just the laptop would fit and pretty much nothing else.

The bag currently has at least 5 different notebooks (varying size, paper styles, and colors), 5-10 pens at any given time, headphones, IPOD, the Weekend Wall Street Journal, Fast Company, Business Week, The Believer - The Film Issue (the best magazine currently in print), a printed out copy of a a friend from poker's father's life story (he says its just like the Johnny Depp movie Blow), a DVD of the movie Le Moustache, my daily planner, my checkbook, and the last two weeks of New York magazine (with 80% completed crosswords puzzles).

So what does it all mean, I think. Then my mind wanders on to how many of these task I can do simultaneously, not considering the detrimental effect that doing too many of them will have on each one's productivity, as I change the channel to the Mets game from the Final Four halftime show. Will I go for the instant gratification? Will I hunker down and work on one? Will I turn off the fucking TV? That's a no. Will I accomplish anything before I host some friends in like two or three hours? Will I blow my mental wad on this one blog entry and not write for another two months?

All of these ways to validate my mind yet I can't complete any of them. I will complete the small tasks. I will finish this blog entry if it kills me. I will smoke a cigarette which will kill me. But I'm also going to close a few doors. I'm not going to pick up the guitar since I'd be wasting my time since I really can't even play the fucking thing, and by the time I get back in sync, it would be time to stop. I'm not going to play the Wii, for now. I'm going to set modest task goals today and hope I stick to them till all the doors reopen later and tomorrow (right after I play softball in the morning).

But by noting all of these things, I hope to make a conscious effort to finish things; to accomplish the tasks that piss me off for starting and never finishing. We all know we are scatter shot from time to time so think about focusing, think about closing some doors for the benefit of the other "rooms." Maybe just close them till you finish cleaning up the main room, and don't just close the doors that aren't important to you, that's the easy part. The hard part is staying on target with the doors that you are opening.

So I am closing like twelve doors for now, with the hope that I can do it again tomorrow and the next day. Not just for myself, but for devotion that these tasks deserve. Finish this entry, watch some basketball, and finish the book. That is what I will do. And if I complete all of those then I will open another door. Maybe even write a more humorous, informative entry that I actually meant to do today.

Fuck, UCLA is down 9! (And by the time I read this over, they fucking lost and my brackets are done.)

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Sunday, March 16, 2008

Preview Review: Where in the World in Osama Bin Laden?

I saw a preview screening of this film last week. Things might change before the release in April but I doubt it. It is the first documentary I've seen as a preview screening even though I've been too dozens of them. I think I saw it because I loved Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego as a kid. And now for the review.


Poster via Cinematical.

In Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden, Morgan Spurlock (director and star of Super Size Me) uses the occasion of the upcoming birth of his first child as a launching point to go on a hunt for the most sought after fugitive in the world, and the most widely recognizable face of the war on terror.

The film begins with a humorous animated introduction and voiceover that lays the groundwork for the trip. Spurlock wants to make the world safer for his soon-to-arrive newborn by finding Bin Laden. This is the first in a series of disarming moments that allows the film to constantly entertain even while seeing the worst in people and the saddest circumstances. The most memorable part of this animated introduction is a Mortal Kombat like animated battle sequence between Spurlock and Bin Laden, full of humorous fight moves including a Spurlock’s flipping attack using his recognizable facial hair as a weapon. Spurlock is winking to the young audience he is trying to reach out to with his film. It’s like putting candy coating over the apple so a kid will at least eat the fruit.

The US government has plowed billions of dollars in man power have not been able to find Osama so how is one schlub from the Lower East Side of Manhattan supposed to find him. But conversely, you have belief that Spurlock will try his hardest to do what he is setting out to do and that maybe, by some miracle, he’ll just stumble over him. The most important thing Spurlock does with his film is avoid Iraq and focus on the man that got America into the mess. He avoids any damper on the audience with the touchy Iraqi quandary. He places the focus on one recognizable villain that the whole audience can agree is the epitome of evil and most be sought out to pay for his horrific plots.

Spurlock’s storytelling style rides on his shoulders to lead the documentary narrative. He puts himself in the story like a color commentary in a sporting event. He makes himself the centerpiece of the adventure. That is the key divergence in Where in the World. It separates itself from the standard documentary that usually bores the average audience to tears, that is if they ever actually see the film. He uses his average man, biker-like appearance complete with handlebar mustache to make himself non-threatening and engaging. It alleviates the audience from thinking that they are going to be bombarded with one sided opinion or that the film will be so complicated that it will go over their heads.

Before he goes overseas on his adventure, Spurlock has a humorous visit to the doctor which is a nod to the multitude of health checks that he had to go through during the film of his last film, Super Size Me. The doctor tells him of a litany of shots that he has to go through to travel through the Middle East. He follows that up with an amusing segment of over the top training techniques for protecting yourself in a war zone, like how to properly dive away from a grenade and how to figure out where a sniper might be shooting from. These might not seem like funny activities but watching Spurlock do them makes it funny, not to mention that he found the perfect semi-off-kilter instructor to guide him. In the most memorable scene of this section, the instructor and his men show Spurlock how he should act in case he is kidnapped and held for ransom.

Where in the World is a beginner’s course into the thought process of the people in the Middle East in regards to America and the basic conflicts that are imbedded in the region. Places like Afghanistan, Pakistan, Jordan, and Israel are places that the average viewer knows is beat up, war trodden region with Islamic terrorists and extremists. Osama film brings the average people to the forefront, the moderate majority that doesn’t much air time because they are not as intriguing as the threatening vision of extremists that haunt this nation since the 9/11 terror attacks.

The encounters with the articulate average folk interspersed with highly informative interviews with experts in the region are very effective. The interviews range from priests to reporters to political leaders but the most interesting scene is with a pair of school students in Saudi Arabia. These two high school age boys are chosen as representatives of the schools but are interviewed in the presence of the careful and critical eyes of the school headmasters. It is so interesting because of what they can’t and won’t say. These young men are so nervous that even their trained answers to standard questioning seems to be flummoxing. Obviously, they are not allowed to speak freely. After one question, one of the students seems to break slightly from the “party line” and quickly negates it. Sure enough, Spurlock’s next broaches the subject of the state of Israel and the headmasters angrily step in and end the interview.

A second interesting encounter occurs when Spurlock hits the streets of Israel and enters a Hasidic area and tries to pose some questions to the men on the street. First, he is ignored. Then he is berated. Soon, one raving man tells him that he should not be here and he should go. He is quickly surrounded by a mob of black coats and top hats. While this may not be considered a general reaction, it shows a level of distrust and secrecy in the group and their inability to deal civilly with outsiders. A local cop comes in to stop the brouhaha but it does not stop before this very angry move shoves the police officer. It is just the other side’s way of reacting to their media treatment and their desire to keep whatever opinions they have to themselves.

Spurlock also visits an army base where he takes a tour around Afghanistan. The soldiers let him fire weapons on the training sites and even take him to visit the locals in an area occupied mostly by the Taliban. It seems like Spurlock got a nice amount of cooperation from the US Government in order to tag along through these areas. His attempt to visit with the locals is interrupted by some hairy moments when the soldiers tell him that they are hearing reports that the Taliban may be on their way to the area. This is not the only highly hostile area Spurlock visits. The film has a very enlightening segment on the fight over the West Bank as well.

One advantageous editing choice made for the film is that the interviews are shown in full and don’t go back and forth, section by section, like many documentaries.It allows you to easier get the full feeling and story of each person speaking. Spurlock seems to ask very similar questions throughout to accrue comparative answers that allow the audience to see the variance of opinions on a range of topics. But many topics have a consensus, especially the US. Most answer that they hate the country but not the people in it, which is understandable. They are very open for the most part with their feelings and seem genuinely interested in answering the questions.

Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden is the perfect package of pop Middle East information, flowing evenly in under 90 minutes, perfect for the modern attention span. Best of all, people will enjoy it and think about it. They won’t walk out overburdened with facts and opinions.They will empathize with the people in these nations, the people in the middle of conflicts that they personally did not cause. And most of all, it makes you realize how good we have it in America. The Towers may have come down but we don’t live in a War Zone even if the Bush administration might insinuate that at times.

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Thursday, March 13, 2008

I Read Something.. Mar 13 - Michael Strahan Loves Weiners

I know it's been a while. No good reason for it. I'll try to get into a flow. I saw a preview screening of the latest Morgan Spurlock (Super Size Me). Review coming this weekend.




Micheal Strahan is Riding The Oscar Meyer Weiner mobile into Times Square.

This one is just too easy. It's not fair. Wonder how big a weiner he can fit between the gap in his teeth.

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Jim Jarmusch's Next Film to feature Bill Murray & Javier Bardem


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The latest mascot throwdown Eli the Eagle mascot to be throwing down on Jawz of IUPUI. If you learn nothing else IUPUI stands for Indiana University-Purdue University of Indianapolis. You think they'd come up with something less confusing and more snappy.

More funny quips over at Deadspin
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Billy Crystal Plays For the Yankees.
(Yahoo Sports!)


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And the latest trailer for The Hulk:



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Mary Ann's Gilligan Smoking Dope


I bet she wish they had that on the Island.

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I just got into The Wire recently but it is an amazing show. Gritty, real, and amazing characters throughout. The creators of The Wire spoke to Time about the War on Drugs and if anything has changed.

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Monday, February 18, 2008

I Read Something Feb 18 - Aramis Ramirez Loves Cock...fighting, Roger Clemens, Smurfs, Mike Myers makes a movie



Best Week Ever's Possible "Radiohead Greatest Hits" Cover (Best Week Ever)
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Baseball Player Aramis Ramirez say he's "dedicated to Cock Fighting."
(AOL Sports)

Aramis Ramirez of the Cubs was featured in a Cock fighting magazine (where do I get my subscription?) as a dedicated raiser of fighting cocks. This one is an early contender for article title of the year.
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CGI "Smurfs" Movie? (Cinematical)
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Fox Picks Up 'Human Tetris' (AOL)

I'll watch it.
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Did you know Mike Myers makes movies not called Shrek? Look at that mustache and his karma is huge. The Love Guru is coming June 20.
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Sports Guy Answers O.J. vs. Clemens (ESPN)

"My favorite part of the day (in Congress) was the way Jose Canseco's 1998 pool party was hashed and rehashed to the point it felt like it was becoming a significant historical event along the lines of Abe Lincoln's last play and the Cuban missile crisis."
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Depp, Law and Farrell in Gilliam's Parnassus
(Comingsoon via Ain't It Cool)

Normally, three guys don't jump into the middle of the movie but normally a film's star (Heath Ledger) doesn't die during production. These three men will jump in to fill in the holes left by Ledger. It's an interesting idea and I think Gilliam might even make it a blessing.
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Indy 4 Trailer Goes Online


And it's not bad. But do all these 4th in a series movies have to do the I'm getting too old for this shit stuff.

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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

I Read Something... Feb 12

Here's some stuff. More elaboration later this week.

Jim Henson Biopic has Been Greenlit (Cinematical)

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The Case for CFLs (Compact Fluorescent Lightbulbs) (Slate)

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The Perfect Sleep: Reservior Dogs 2? (FirstShowing.net)


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"Natalie Portman Say She's Frustrated By Lack of Good Female Roles" (Cinematical)

I'm frustrated by the lack of good female actresses.

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Art Theives Get a Bunch of Goodies, $163 million worth (MSNBC via Digg)

Haven't these museums watched The Thomas Crown Affair?


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WWE Smackdown has been cancelled. (Ain't It Cool News)

Shocked? So am I!


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Darren Aronofsky shot part of his next film The Wrestler about five minutes from my house

First the Coen Brothers, my favorite filmmakers, shot Burn After Notice staring Brad Pitt and George CLooneyabout 10 minutes away from my house in an old Tower Records. Now this. I'm fucking dumb. I guess Jersey is a hot bed for filming this year.

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Unbeatable Banzuke! (Dethroner)

Most Extreme Elimination Challenge V2.0?

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First Radiohead US 2008 Date Announced

Since it's in FL or GA or whatever and not in the Northeast, I don't really give a shit.

And even sadder is their former label EMI releasing a Greatest Hits album. (Green Plastic)
Some people would call OK Computer "a greatest hits" album in itself or the greatest album.

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Monday, February 04, 2008

I Read Something... Super Bowl Sunday



What movie this year has the Worst Overall Box Office?

The Brothers Solomon grossed $900,926, the least of any of the 166 films in wide release. (Portfolio Mag)

I recently watched this twice and I am very partial to Will Arnett, ever since his amazing role on Arrested Development, and his over the top antics and deep voice (which will be the voice of the new Kitt in the upcoming Knight Rider TV series). It's sad to see because this is the second failed collaboration with Arnett in the lead and Bob Odenkirk (Mr. Show) directing, the other being the overlooked and offbeat hilarity of Let's Go To Prison. These aren't your average stupid comedies. They are uber-ridiculous dark comedies with ludicrous plotlines and characterizations that it seems to fly over most people's heads.

On a positive note, there seems to be progress in the return of Arrested Development, possibly to the big screen. Arrested Development had a devoted following, but it was too small for Fox to keep this laugh-a-second-a-thon with an amazingly talented cast on the air. But I would say the film successes of Jason Bateman in Juno and especially Micheal Cera in Superbad have spurred the idea. This is a fan's demand thing that was caved into before with the return of Family Guy to TV. But anyway, the wheels seem to be in motion but no writing can be done of course due to the strike. Universal seems interested and having Ron Howard as a producer and voiceover lead for the project surely doesn't hurt. This is according to E!.

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If you don't Les Savy Fav, you should and either way you should see their usually amazing live performance on Conan O' Brien.



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For once, I actually watched a few of my Netflixs this weeks instead of burning them and forgetting about them. I even watched the excellent documentary The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters twice. The film portrays the exploits of two men fighting over the crown of World Champion of arcade Donkey Kong.

One man is a pleasant schoolteacher that is new on the scene named Steve Weibe who is trying to topple the score of the whiz kid Billy Mitchell and his quarter century old Donkey Kong Scoring record. Billy Mitchell now has an uber-mullet and hocks hot sauce out of Hollywood, Florida. As we all know dweebs are generally funny, see a long list of movies from Revenge of the Nerds to Real Genius to American Splendor to McLovin in Superbad. The King of Kong shows these unbelievable funny nerds being interviewed about the record and the deeper meaning and of greatness of Donkey Kong and old school arcade gaming in general.

This movie is just full of comedic gold and a late addition to the best films of 2007 and definitely one of the top documentaries of the year.

The same can not be said for some of the other crap that arrived in ym mailbox this week but it is my own fault as I do set the list.

So I'd heard some good thing's about The Nines, the directorial debut of a good screenwriter named John August. He wrote Go and then a bunch of film's for Tim Burton like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and Big Fish. The Nines is a confusing film starring Ryan Reynolds as an actor in trouble who is put under house arrest and seems to be haunted by the phrase "the nines."

The film tries to be trippy, confusing and not give away any of its twists but the twists are ultimately confusing and inexplicable as the people who read the script paying for the film to be made. Humorously enough, this is probably the best performance of Ryan Reynolds career and at best a second rate supernatural thriller/ comedy / multi-plotline confuser. It's about as confusing as this description.

The last film I watched was the much delayed Factory Girl, the semi-fictional biopic about the life of 60s artists' muse to the stars / fashion trendsetter Edie Sedgewick. Her life gets intersected with some of the most interesting people of that era including Andy Warhol and a controversial relationship with Bob Dylan, that was the subject of lawsuits during the attempted releases of the film. The film is interesting and choppy that primarily rides the beauty of Sienna Miller to enchant the audience and strength of her performance to keep them interested.

She does a good job for the most part but the druggie decay parts are always hard to deal with. Guy Pearce as Andy Warhol is the film's most interesting part like he almost always is doing, moving along the film's most interesting parts showing the filming of Warhol's very experimental films and even more avant-garde directing style. The stuf that went on in the Warhol's Factory and his surrounding band of sycophants.

But the awkward use of the faux Bob Dylan character played by one of the least promising overused actors Hayden Christensen seems to give a falsified reason for Edie's downward spiral.

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Interesting list from one of the many magazine's I subscribe to, Paste Magazine. The Art House Powerhouse 100


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I finished reading "The Professor and the Madman," a story about the long development of the Oxford English Dictionary. It's a very interesting book that is pretty well written, although it dwells a bit too much on the same topics and does a bit too much speculating for a historical nonfiction book. But the one thing I will remember besides the fact that it took over 75 years to finish the mammoth project and that the creator died of Pluerisy.

According to a Wikipedia search, Pleurisy is a lung ailment with many famous cases including the deaths of cruel Spanish Conquistador Hernan Cortes, Charlemagne and Karl Marx.

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And watching the crazy Tom Cruise Scientology tapes (Gawker), I looked at a list of current "notable" Scientologists. Besides running amok on "That 70s Show" with Hyde and the Redhead as well as the big guy and Earl on "My Name is Earl." I like the list of former members including Jerry Seinfeld with the quote:
"took a couple courses a number of years ago."
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A golfer named Ian Poulter thinks he can challenge Tiger Woods.

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Last year it was on my birthday. This year it's Feb 12. Don't forget about IHOP Free Pancake Day. I'll be there.


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