Showing posts with label christopher walken. Show all posts
Showing posts with label christopher walken. Show all posts

Saturday, September 27, 2008

More Cowbell: The Book?


Some people might know Christopher Walken for his crazy hair, his bulging eyes, or his memorable turn on SNL as a producer imploring Will Ferrell for more cowbell. Who knew that a parody of VH1's "Behind The Music" for Blue Oyster Cult's "Don't Fear The Reaper" would become an unstoppable phenomenon. (By the way, waht ever happened to Behind the Music"? Did they just run out of bands? I know they were stretching it at the end when they did Kid Rock, and it did seem that every band had the same story but I could watch "Behind the Music" for hours.)

In a new book, Christopher Walken A to Z, author Robert Shnakenberg catalogs the iconic performer's 40 year career, full of eccentricities, dancing, stage performances, weird cameos from his early days as a janitor at the Actors Studio to his Oscar nominated performance in Deer Hunter to his eye-opening dance routine in Fatboy Slim's "Weapon of Choice".

I was drawn to the book at Barnes & Noble by it's excellent end cap placement right next to the escalator, not to mention that the cover is fucking golden! It's twice golden since it has a picture of Walken in a eye attracting hue of gold. Look at that hair!




Mr. Shnakenberg must be an expert at cataloging the greatness of intriguing, persevering personalities, as this book is his follow up to the brilliantly titled Encyclopedia Shatnerica. The book does a rotating between interesting tidbits as well as rating Walken's filmography as it comes up in the list and giving a brief overview of his involvement in the project and the quality of the movie.

He also makes sure to have an interesting tale regarding the movie or point out a connection with another project like how he his role in a film by Woody Allen was recast being too handsome or that Walken refuses to audition, usually just letting the director look at him and see if he fits the role. (Walken's breakthrough role was in another Woody Allen movie, Annie Hall.)

Although I only read the first section of the book, A to B," I discovered plenty of interesting tidbits.

- Did you know Christopher's real first name is Ronald? This was definitely the right career move to make. He couldn't have been one tenth as cool with a name like Ronald. Ronald can be the lamest first name available.

- Walken likes to suck lemons before he shoots a scene according to Brendan Fraser, his costar in the underrated Blast From The Past. It is the movie is underrated, Brendan Fraser is still lame.

- Christopher Walken is a cat person. The author connects it to many people describing Walken as having "cat like qualities" about him. I definitely see the resemblance. He kind of looks like a cat. In an interview with a New Zealand newspaper he said that acting would be easier if he had a tail. He said "A tail is so expressive. On a cat you can tell if they're annoyed. You can tell whether they are scared. They bush their tail."

- According to a costar in the underwhelming Balls of Fury, Walken has a distinct body odor.

- Lastly but surely not least, here is Walken on why he likes to wear black:

"Hundreds of million of Asisans wear black. They know what they're doing."

What an amazing quote. If anyone else said that, they'd probably be banned from Hollywood but it's like "Manny being Manny". It's just Walken being Walken. These nuggets are just from the first two letters of the alphabet. I truly can't wait to get through the rest of Christopher Walken A to Z.

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Summer '07: Ridiculous Sequels Upcoming Films You Might Not Have Heard Of



Summer of 2007 is the year of the mega blockbuster sequels, not unlike every year. But this year seems more ridiculous than any in history. Here;s the list of the previews you will be seeing every moment for the next 3 months of your life.

Spidey 3, Pirates 3, Shrek the Third ( very prestigious), Live Free or Die Hard AKA Die Hard 4.0 in the rest of the world, more Harry Potter, 28 Weeks Later ( A sequel to 28 Days Later with second rate cast and different director), Ocean's 13, Hostel: Part II, Fantastic 4: Rise of The Whatever, and the ridiculous $175 million dollar sequel to Bruce Almighty entitled Evan Almighty starring Steve Carell from The 40 Year Old Virgin and "The Office." That's all before August.

August has a few whoppers too. The Bourne Ultimatum, we needed more trials and tribulations of Jason Bourne. Rush Hour 3 (Chris Tucker is well worth 20 million +) and in the final week of summer Bean is back in Mr.Bean's Holiday.

That's 8 movies that are at least the third in a series. Further proof that the summer is all about over budget "proven" commodities to feed and inundate the masses.

Have you already got your tickets for Daddy Day Camp? The sequel to Daddy Day Care exchanges Eddie Murphy for Cuba Gooding Jr and adds in a new director named Fred Savage. That's right! In Hollywood, it's a good idea to put Kevin from the "Wonder Years" in charge of a movie that not one person on planet earth could possibly care about. He does have no directing experience, 2 episodes of "That's So Raven" and a few more artistic TV shows.

Add into that The Simpsons and Transformers, you've got yourself quite a summer.

Well with that busy summer, you might miss some of these quality films that won't be #1 at the box office.

Smiley Face
The chick form a Scary Movie or two stars a girl who mistakenly eats a pot brownie and enjoys her day from director Greg Araki.

Sunshine
The new sci-fi film from Danny Boyle (Trainspotting and 28 Days Later) stars Cillian Murphy again. Murphy is quickly broaching my most trusted actors category.

Wristcutters: A Love Story
A festival favorite finally get s a release. sounds interesting.

Interview
A remake of Theo Van Gogh's final dutch film directed and starring my all time favorite Steve Buscemi. It tells the story of a down and out journalist forced to interview and famous actress in a puff piece. Mr. Buscemi will also be making an appearance in Adam Sandler's latest romp, the gay marraige farce I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. It can't be worse than The Waterboy.

Paris, je t'aime
20 Directors make short films about Paris including the Coen Brothers, Gus Van Sant, and Tom Twyker (Run Lola Run), Wes Craven, Alfonso Cuaron (Children of Men) and Alexander Payne (Sideways, Elected). Buscemi is in the Coen Brothers segment.

Direktøren for det hele (The Boss of It All)
Lars Von Trier has been busy being a bit too much of an artistic prick but this one has a chance of redemption. An interesting story in the hands of a capable director could be quite intriguing.

Here's the IMDB plot summary:
"The owner of an IT firm wants to sell up. The trouble is that when he started his firm he invented a nonexistent company president to hide behind when unpopular steps needed taking. When potential purchasers insist on negotiating with the "Boss" face to face the owner has to take on a failed actor to play the part. The actor suddenly discovers he is a pawn in a game that goes on to sorely test his (lack of) moral fibre."




And while Balls of Fury is coming out in the fall, I can't ignore it. From the busy boys who have long ago left The State behind for the greener pastures of Reno 911! comes a ping pong comedy with Christopher Walken as pictured above, as a mythic ping pong champion. Need I say more. Although his arch enemy appears to be George Lopez. It's interesting, yet seems like it could be a mistake.

They also wrote the criminally underseen yet amazingly funny Let's Go to Prison. Refinement worth a rental. Too bad they seem to be the go to guys for fixing up shit films like Night at the Museum, The Pacifier (the Vin Diesel family comedy) and Herbie Fully Loaded. We all like free money right?

And there'a a little sneak peek into your moviegoing summer. What are you going to see?