Here's a cop out post of amusing stories.
Manny Ramirez is selling a grill online... People making ridiculous bids, not for charity
Boston lead singer figures out songs suck and band name is lame, kills himself
Extras is going out the way of The Office
The hubbub around the Beatles inspired Across the Universe
Law & Order to be canceled after 77 years??
Wimpiest Men on TV
Jack Bauer not included, kills Arab spy named Ryan Seacrest
Be Kind Rewind: Film Blog of the Greatest Film Idea ever... Why did I not know it was filmed in Passaic, NJ
The Real Deal Behind the indie rockers turned Outback Steakhouse Jingle Writers
Blades of Glory and TMNT out this weekend.
That should tide you over for a few days.