Showing posts with label johnny depp. Show all posts
Showing posts with label johnny depp. Show all posts

Saturday, May 07, 2011

Screw "Pirates of the Carribean" 8 or Whatever, The Fear & Loathing Prequel "The Rum Diary" is the Johnny Depp Movie of 2011 Worth Ponying Up For

The blockbuster movie season is upon us after the ridiculously huge opening weekend for Fast Five and the release of Thor into a billion screens this weekend. In a few weeks, people will flock to see the latest installment of Pirates of the Caribbean, a franchise that should have died after two films. What's the subtitle this time? On Stranger Tides. Someone gets paid to come up with these titles.

It is pure insanity that people continue to go see these movies. It's shit and it's not even that swashbuckling. Who woulda thunk a film based on a ride at Disneyland would require at least six parts? I know Johnny has to pay for that private island he owns but let Jack Sparrow die already. On the other hand, if he's going to make movies like The Tourist maybe he should just keep making those Pirates.

But On October 28, Johnny Depp might have a chance to redeem himself for the last few years. Reuniting with a now-deceased-collaborator in gonzo journalist extraordinaire Hunter S. Thompson in a film adaptation of The Rum Diary, Depp won't be reprising his role as Hunter himself, yet will undoubtedly he will invoke his spirit for the portrayal. NME recently published an interview piece with Depp about the project in which he reveled that he promised Hunter he's make the film.



Director Terry Gilliam, visionary master of the surreal from the previous Thompson based Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, will not be at the helm either. Bruce Robinson will be taking the chair, whose most famous credits are 20+ years ago in How To Get Ahead in Advertising and Withnial & I.

The premise of The Rum Diary (from Wikipedia)
Paul Kemp (Johnny Depp) is an itinerant journalist who tires of New York and America under the Eisenhower administration and travels to Puerto Rico to write for The San Juan Star. Kemp begins the habit of drinking rum and becomes obsessed with the woman Chenault (Amber Heard).
Sounds about right. Throw in a role for Aaron Echhart and I know where I'll be on October 28. It's the same place that I won't be whenever that stupid Pirates waste of time drops and gobbles up a Titanic-sized load of cash. Even with Penelope Cruz and Ian McShane join the adventure, I'll pass. Well, I'll probably cave since I see every film but I WON'T LIKE IT. Damn you, Swearengen.


Related Links

The Rum Diary - IMDB
Aaron Eckhart Interview on The Rum Diary - Movieweb
The Rum Diary (novel) - Wikipedia

Monday, February 18, 2008

I Read Something Feb 18 - Aramis Ramirez Loves Cock...fighting, Roger Clemens, Smurfs, Mike Myers makes a movie



Best Week Ever's Possible "Radiohead Greatest Hits" Cover (Best Week Ever)
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Baseball Player Aramis Ramirez say he's "dedicated to Cock Fighting."
(AOL Sports)

Aramis Ramirez of the Cubs was featured in a Cock fighting magazine (where do I get my subscription?) as a dedicated raiser of fighting cocks. This one is an early contender for article title of the year.
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CGI "Smurfs" Movie? (Cinematical)
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Fox Picks Up 'Human Tetris' (AOL)

I'll watch it.
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Did you know Mike Myers makes movies not called Shrek? Look at that mustache and his karma is huge. The Love Guru is coming June 20.
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Sports Guy Answers O.J. vs. Clemens (ESPN)

"My favorite part of the day (in Congress) was the way Jose Canseco's 1998 pool party was hashed and rehashed to the point it felt like it was becoming a significant historical event along the lines of Abe Lincoln's last play and the Cuban missile crisis."
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Depp, Law and Farrell in Gilliam's Parnassus
(Comingsoon via Ain't It Cool)

Normally, three guys don't jump into the middle of the movie but normally a film's star (Heath Ledger) doesn't die during production. These three men will jump in to fill in the holes left by Ledger. It's an interesting idea and I think Gilliam might even make it a blessing.
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Indy 4 Trailer Goes Online


And it's not bad. But do all these 4th in a series movies have to do the I'm getting too old for this shit stuff.