Sunday, January 07, 2007

And finally, the best music of 2006...

2006 was like my year off. After 4 years of weekly music reviews gave me the feeling of constantly recycling music review phraseology but applying them to a multitude of artists. Terms like “eclectic,” “intriguing,” “uninteresting” and more music writers’ codewords.

So while the descriptions for these albums were minimal and non-existent and my breath of musical listening might be somewhat smaller than usual, I lay in front of you a list of some musical compositions worth your time and money, well maybe not your money…

Top 20 of 2006 (in somewhat of a particular order)

TV on the Radio - Return to Cookie Mountain
It seems like I’ve been listening to Cookie Mountain for 10 years already but it is still can’t make its way off my daily playlists.

Man Man - Six Demon Bag

It would have been easy to write off Man Man as a one trick pony, taking the Captian Beefheart template of crazy band member names, off time music and nonsensical lyrics but Six Demon Bag just seems to have its own niche in the space. It helps that they are one of the most interesting.

Tapes ‘n Tapes - The Loon
The Midwestern indie darlings make good with an excellent album filled with impressive, memorable tracks like “Ten Gallon Ascot” and the persistently awesome “Insistor.”

Chad Van Gaalen – Skelliconnection ­
The first two thirds of this album are the protype for the all encompassing musical fare that makes my ears water.

Oh No! Oh My! – Self Titled
Kooky, fun, and a perfect springtime album. Kind of an obvious observationwith a song called “Walk in the Park.”

Islands - Return to the Sea
A few ex-Unicorns carry on the torch to splendid levels.

Sunset Rubdown - Shut Up I am Dreaming
Solo Project of Wolf Parade’s Spencer King that truly differentiates itself from his other work while matching the level of intensity and merit.

Beck – The Information
I miss the old lo-fi Beck but I’m open to the new Nigel Godrich produced Beck. Not his best album but some of his best tracks of late including “Nausea” and “We Dance Alone.”

Yo La Tengo - I Am Not Afraid Of You And I Will Beat Your Ass
The great Hoboken Trio brings as per usual.

Grizzly Bear - Yellow House

I'm From Barcelona - Let Me Introduce My Friends
If you’re in the need of instant pep and overwhelming happiness, this Nordic music collective is just the ticket.

Thom Yorke - The Eraser
Love Thom. Love The Eraser. Wore it out early on but have brought it back with a vengeance.

Peter, Bjorn & John - Writer's Block
“Young Folks” made the them but keep looking and you’ll find some worthy tracks like “Amsterdam” and “Paris 2004.”

Malajube - Trompe L'oeil
See I’m From Barcelona and add the words “in French.”

Joseph Arthur - Nuclear Daydream

Aloha - Some Echoes

Sonic Youth – Rather Ripped

For a band that sometimes gets a bit of blind worship of late, Rather Ripped is much deserved of the usual Sonic Youth praise fest.

Beirut – Gulag Orkestar
I’m a sucker for Neutral Milk Hotel sound-a-like while praying daily for its actual reincarnation.

(Fun Neutral Milk Hotel etymology not from an the Wikipedia’s band etymology list : “Jeff Mangum, the front man and singer/songwriter of the group, had an early collaboration with another member of the band and called themselves Milk, after the name "Neutral Milk Hotel," which Jeff had used in school for various purposes. When they found out another band was called Milk, they decided to use the entire name, Neutral Milk Hotel. Jeff also, at the time, came up with the name "Olivia Tremor Control," which wound up being the name of another band on Elephant 6 Recording Company.”)

The Flaming Lips – At War With the Mystics
A bit more fun than Yoshimi but not the same level of ingenuity that brought the band back into the rock spotlight.

Liars – Drum’s Not Dead
Not afraid to test the recesses of the mind with droning brain drain experiments and if you can get through it more thana couple of times, it will become entrenched inside of you.

I Loves Me Some Good Soundtracks:

Little Miss Sunshine
Soundtrack

The film was fantastic and the music put it over the top. Read about three books this fall while enjoying this Devotchka-heavy effort with some Sufjan and Devndra mixed in. The music surpassed the books especially Irvine Welsh’s disappoint The Bedroom Secrets of Master Chefs.

Marie Antoinette Soundtrack
Sofia Coppola’s soundtracks seem to be better than her movies. Might have something to

The Fountain Soundtrack
Clint Mansell and the Kronos Quartet has the knack for excellence in ethereal alternate realm creating tunes.


A couple of Boos to:

…Trail of the Dead - So Divided
Disappointing effort from one of the best bands of the late 90’s. C’mon Colin, you can do better than this.

M. Ward - Post War
Average. A substandard follow-up to the The Transfiguration of Vincent and Transistor Radio

Scissor Sisters Still Suck…


AND MUCH RESPECT TO AKA The Honorable Mentions...

The Sleepy Jackson – Personality: One Was a Spider, One Was a Bird

Their debut Lovers had more quality from song to song while One Was a Spider is a bit more exploratory (Meaning: needed some song editing )

Joanna Newson - Ys

Oxford Collapse – Remember the Night Parties

The sad death of the perpetually underrated Mclusky

Polyphonic Spree -Wait EP
The best Nirvana cover I can imagine with “Lithium” plus a few more fun covers.

Tom Waits – Brawlers, Bawlers, and Bastards
It’s not fair to be so great and to have that voicebox.

Band of Horses - Everything All the Time

Cat Power - The Greatest

Sorry, to those I’m sure slipped my mind or missed my radar..... Scissor Sisters Really Suck…

Please adjust everything in your notes...



All the films on my Top Ten must relinquish one spot as I have seen the light, Children of Men.

Alfonso Cuaron's take on the apocalyptic analogous society of the near future is pitch perfect. Clive Owen takes the leading role and crafts the anguished man-in-flux syndrome, with all of the anti-war hints and Holocaust imagery to make this film the true masterpiece of 2006.

When you see a movie like Children of Men, you wish you would have been at the film's world premiere, so you would have gotten in on the ground floor.

Sorry Borat, welcome to the #2 spot.

Don't believe me, check out Rotten Tomatoes, then order your tickets Make sure you get there early to get a good seat for this one.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Best of TV 2006 - You Should Be Watching, Yea.

No editing tonight. I typed this list in a noted program so it's formatted bullet list style. Enjoy.



1. Dexter
- This is my first year having showtime and Dexter was the best reason to have a TV this year.

2. 24
- You can't stop Jack Motherfuckin' Bauer.

3. The Office
- You can't fucking stop Micheal "World's Best Boss" Scott either.

4. Nip / Tuck
- Surreal, trippy, ridiculous and possibly the show's best season at its height. A show not afraid to take taboo issues head on constantly.

5. Entourage
6. Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip
- Hope this gets a few seasons to fully work its characters out.

7. Sopranos
- Not the best, not the worst.

8. The Unit
- Mamet and his crew bring it every week with an amazing cast and interesting plotlines but it all falls back to the great writing.

9. Big Love
- Intriguing, muddles, and I can't stop watching.

10. Scrubs
- It's the final season, watch it before the endless reruns over the next decade.

11 It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
12. Weeds
13. Thief
- Great FX mini-series starring one of the greatest actors currently living Andre Braugher.

14. Teachers / 30 Rock
- A pretty funny show that didn't last long and a new one with a longer leash and Alec Baldwin at the peak showing off his ranging comic breadth.

15. Rescue Me / My Name is Earl

Did Not Watch: The Wire, Lost, and many more.


Only reality show worth watching: Hell's Kitchen


Best Animated Show: Aqua Teen Hunger Force

The Daily Delight: Daily Show / Colbert Report

- The Perfect compliment of shows in one hour, somewhat informing while always hilarious, at least before the interviews

Most Overhyped Show and glad they stopped showing it so I didn't have to keep watching and getting nothing: The Nine

And I thought of something I am thankful for about 6 weeks too late, ESPN.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Borat, Brick, Babel: Joe's Haphazard Collection of 2006's Best Films

I used to spend the whole year mapping this baby out. The first official list I remember was in '98. My #1 film was Mamet's The Spanish Prisoner. Long explanations were written and the list was kept as the year went long. And then I didn't do it for years. I felt empty. So here it is, for 2006 in somewhat of an order...



1. Borat
The funniest movie of the millennium. I've never thought I'd say this but I can't wait to see what's on the DVD. There's problem an extra film's worth of footage on there.

2.
Brick
A high school mystery like no other. Takes a while to get into but worth for the few who try.


3. Little Miss Sunshine

4.
The Proposition
An Australian Western written by Nick Cave? Gritty and awesome.

5.
Thank You For Smoking
If I hadn't read the book, I would have loved this one even more.

6.
Half Nelson
Further proof that a decent script and Ryan Gosling can equal an excellent film.

7.
Inside Man
Spike Lee goes mainstream and Clive Owens makes it excel.

8.
Casino Royale
Grittier is better seems to be a common thread on this list.

9.
The Prestige
The better of the magic movies.

10.
Volver
Not Pedro's best but it will do.

11.
Babel
A beautiful film that is mentally draining to watch.

12.
Catch a Fire
Critic's love the movies about war torn Africa but seemed to have passed this one over. Tim Robbins and Derek Luke put in dead on performances.

13.
Jackass: Number Two Not much different than number one just unbelievably funny. The ultimate documentary in tomfoolery.

14.
The Devil and Daniel Johnston
An interesting film about an even more interesting individual. This year's Jandek on Corwood.

15.
Crank / Running Scared - Awesome by virtue of utter ridiculousness, Both the epitome of the heart pounding non stop action film quote. Missed: A lot of films sadly including The Fountain, The Departed, Children of Men, Pan's Labyrinth, Flags of Our Fathers, Letters From Iwo Jima, A Scanner Darkly, History Boys, Fast Food Nation, The Queen, The Last King of Scotland, The Science of Sleep and more…

Sadly, this list seems longer than the movies I enjoyed this year.


And here's the Underwhelming Five:


V For Vendetta

Lots of hype and patience led to overbearing poppycock.


School For Scoundrels

Could have been funny but wasn't despite the attempts of Billy Bob


Miami Vice

The most ridiculously unwatchable film of the year and easily the worst 10 bucks I ever spent.

Unknown White Male / The Puffy Chair
Indie drivel. The Puffy Chair is a road trip comedy about a puffy chair. Think an attempt at a Wes Anderson film with not many laughs and even less style. Unknown White Male is a documentary that appears fictional about an interesting memory loss phenomena. Too bad a half hour documentary turns into eighty minute blubbery.

Later this week Top TV and the long awaited Top Albums of the year...